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Purchase Conditions: You do not find the material or items offered on this site offensive or objectionable; you understand the standards and the laws of the community to which you are requesting this material sent and you are solely responsible for your actions; you will not permit any person who might find such material personally offensive to see this material.  You agree that images, statements and items contained and distributed through this site are intended for novelty purposes only no matter how they are described.

Privacy: If you buy using a credit card your statement will say: official CP. That’s the company I have an arrangement with to sell my items. They're very safe and reliable and all sensitive type information will be taken on a secure encrypted page. All information I receive from you will be used ONLY to process your order and will not be given to anybody to use for any other purpose.

Guarantee: No items sold from this site will be accepted for return or exchange. I promise to not have sex with a man while I'm preparing your order.

International Customers:  Do to unpredictable integration from one countries mailing service to another it is strongly recommended, and required for delivery guarantee, that all international orders, orders outside the US, be shipped by global express (EMS). Both countries will handle this mail with priority and all movement can be tracked by both you and me. It appears that as a consequence of this added responsibility the mailing services deliver the packages much faster. Standard shipping can take 10 to 30 days depending on the country and time of year. Please note that although items sent from me would more likely than not appear to be more of a personal package than a dutiable type parcel if your package would be subject to customs fees and import duties of the country to which you are having your order shipped to they are your responsibility. These could occur once a shipment reaches your country. International customers are responsible for duty taxes and shipping if an order is confiscated, refused, or being held by customs. I haven't had any problems but you never know.